Tuesday, April 20, 2010

Video Post: Straw that broke the camel's back, I guess.

I'm a rational person. I keep it on the level. I'm not easily chuffed.

That said... I don't hesitate to share what's on my very rational, very straightforward mind.

That's exactly what happened today while the camera rolled...



Sorry about the angle... you got a lot of chest and only half of my head. I realize that... but I was focusing on the icing until the rant began. Hey... I'm just taking my cues from the professionals.

Like Giada...


This chick... (anyone know?)


Rachael Ray...


and I can't mention Food Network cleavage without my nemesis, Sandra Lee...


Holy Cow. Anyway... see... you came to my blog to see what I was yammering about... but then you got the fringe benefit of cleavage. Don't say I don't love you, reader.

10 comments:

Thursday said...

I'm sorry about your thumb and the stiff icing, but that video made me laugh. a lot. and I kinda needed that :p

Jecca Andrew said...

mamba!!! i just attempted to make a video for my blogger and i failed miserably. take two tomorrow hopefully. maybe. we'll see.

great video. i lerv'd it. <3 sassarific.

Kate said...

1) You are getting more and more southern with each rant. We missed many gs on your ings.

2) You are adorable.

3) I am resisting all urges to do screen caps as your eyes bulge more times than I can count while you rant. Eek.

4) No, I'm not kidding. And I'm excited to see the finished product.

Danielle said...

hahaha!!! too funny!! and that little blonde gal below Giada did a season on Food Network about mexican food. (I think thats her). Anyways...hope the thumb gets better real fast

Evan said...

Wow. Just...wow.

Hilary said...

Hehehe very instructional video.

I didn't learn much about cookie decorating, but I think I would like to take one of your classes.

How To Eat A Cupcake said...

Sad thing is, Food Network cleavage always look like a butt-crack on the chest..... =/

Ash said...

haha, this totally made me laugh.
Plus I know how it is squeezing icing!! Try doing it for 5 hours and then again the next day. Thank god it only lasted 3 days... but holy hell its a hurter and I'm glad only do this on major holidays!
Although blister + sqeezing = double pain.

Anita said...

Hilarious!

Me! said...

This totally cracked me up. I knew I wasn't the only one noticing all the cleavage on food network!