They said with the conviction that only a true linguistic scholar can summon.
2. A conversation I had with two students:
Girl: "Where'd you get your sweater?"
Me: "Hmm... umm... somewhere in Virginia..."
Girl: "TJ Maxx?"
Dude: "She's not cheap! It came from Macy's."
In case you're wondering, they were both wrong. I am cheap, but the sweater (a gift) actually did come from Macy's.
3. A movie quote from the woman scorned: "When I retire, I'll simply write a short story as my revenge."
There's nothing like a scathing short story. Am I right?
What made you laugh recently? If you make me LOL, I'll make you a cupcake. Honest.