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Tuesday, April 20, 2010

Video Post: Straw that broke the camel's back, I guess.

I'm a rational person. I keep it on the level. I'm not easily chuffed.

That said... I don't hesitate to share what's on my very rational, very straightforward mind.

That's exactly what happened today while the camera rolled...



Sorry about the angle... you got a lot of chest and only half of my head. I realize that... but I was focusing on the icing until the rant began. Hey... I'm just taking my cues from the professionals.

Like Giada...


This chick... (anyone know?)


Rachael Ray...


and I can't mention Food Network cleavage without my nemesis, Sandra Lee...


Holy Cow. Anyway... see... you came to my blog to see what I was yammering about... but then you got the fringe benefit of cleavage. Don't say I don't love you, reader.
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10 comments:

  1. ThursdayApril 20, 2010 at 9:40 PM

    I'm sorry about your thumb and the stiff icing, but that video made me laugh. a lot. and I kinda needed that :p

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  2. Jecca AndrewApril 20, 2010 at 9:48 PM

    mamba!!! i just attempted to make a video for my blogger and i failed miserably. take two tomorrow hopefully. maybe. we'll see.

    great video. i lerv'd it. <3 sassarific.

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  3. KateApril 20, 2010 at 9:52 PM

    1) You are getting more and more southern with each rant. We missed many gs on your ings.

    2) You are adorable.

    3) I am resisting all urges to do screen caps as your eyes bulge more times than I can count while you rant. Eek.

    4) No, I'm not kidding. And I'm excited to see the finished product.

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  4. UnknownApril 21, 2010 at 12:49 AM

    hahaha!!! too funny!! and that little blonde gal below Giada did a season on Food Network about mexican food. (I think thats her). Anyways...hope the thumb gets better real fast

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  5. EvanApril 21, 2010 at 8:44 AM

    Wow. Just...wow.

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  6. HilaryApril 21, 2010 at 3:48 PM

    Hehehe very instructional video.

    I didn't learn much about cookie decorating, but I think I would like to take one of your classes.

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  7. How To Eat A CupcakeApril 22, 2010 at 10:36 AM

    Sad thing is, Food Network cleavage always look like a butt-crack on the chest..... =/

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  8. AshApril 22, 2010 at 2:53 PM

    haha, this totally made me laugh.
    Plus I know how it is squeezing icing!! Try doing it for 5 hours and then again the next day. Thank god it only lasted 3 days... but holy hell its a hurter and I'm glad only do this on major holidays!
    Although blister + sqeezing = double pain.

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  9. AnitaApril 23, 2010 at 9:25 AM

    Hilarious!

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  10. EvaApril 25, 2010 at 6:46 PM

    This totally cracked me up. I knew I wasn't the only one noticing all the cleavage on food network!

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Why don't you tell the rest of the class what's so funny?